I really like bad puns and bands; deal with it. I'm Faith. I'm seventeen and I'm from Florida.

floptart:

some things are better left

thesassycat:

People tend to confuse friendliness with flirting and thats real dangerous

cactous:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

leepls:

we have jude law

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and then we have jude law

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zekestiel:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

ive never been insulted so elegantly

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE